my favorite part of halloween is finding the fake spider decorations all over the house afterwards and getting scared of them for a split second
NOT A FAKE SPIDER DECORATION I REPEAT THIS WAS NOT A FAKE FUCKING SPIDER FUCKKFJDSFDSFDS
i want this on my blog forever
I can’t breathe omfg
OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL DID i JUST WATCH?
I lost it at the elderly woman.
that blue toilet bowl cleaning stuff smells so good i want to taste it
IT DOES NOT TASTE GOOD IT BURNS
walk into the club like what up i got a big cock
So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…